Post by Jake Wallace on Jun 10, 2006 13:29:09 GMT -4
The people ahead of him steadily took form to resemble people he knew-or people he had seen, rather. There was that kid Jeremy, who had kind of a gay nickname was an all-around good guy (but Jake wasn’t one to talk-after his peers had accused him of peeing like a girl, they never ceased calling him “Homo” or “Queer” whenever they saw him). Jeremy, or Flick, as he was known, was someone Jake had had on his Get To Know Better list for a year or so. And he had seen that chick Lainey around, who was there, probably making fast friends with Jade Delanvers and her boyfriend, Seth. Jade was a true S&M dominatrix if he ever saw one. He was actually surprised sometimes when he didn’t see her wearing leather chaps or holding a cat o’ nine. But he did get along with Jade, most of the time. Her boyfriend Seth was really the one who was put-upon. Jake often told him to stop fighting and either do the deed or cut loose-become a free man. If Wynne was in the vicinity at the time, he would usually add a “Like me” to the end of the phrase, just so he could see her annoyed look, pull her to him, and shove his tongue down her throat in a way that was maybe more crude than romantic.
He did a lot of things that were probably more crude than romantic, but that was one of the things he loved about Wynne. Her back would get all stiff and she’d get all fidgety and uncomfortable, at which point Jake would realize the delicacy of her self-esteem and shout in her face, “You’re not fat, Private!” or “Loosen up, babe! How d’you expect to make any money tonight all tense like this? You gotta be limber, Spanky!” And then shove his tongue down her throat in a way that was maybe more crude than romantic.
Jake was kind of aware that Wynne was self-conscious to the max, but he thought it was kind of cute. When he kissed her for the first time, she kept touching her hair and then glancing at him before he finally took both her wrists and stuck his tongue down her throat in a way that was maybe more crude than romantic. Okay, that time he didn’t shove his tongue down her throat. He didn’t even pull away, look at her for a second, and then burst into a song like “Party Like A Rockstar” just to scare the shit out of her. That time, he was pretty good about the whole thing.
Jake was so loud around Wynne because he was one of those annoying people who wants everyone to know he has a girlfriend by dragging her through Central Park, stopping people, and asking them if they could tell that they were dating. He was one of those people who would rather make out in public than in private, just so that people would shout, “Get a room!” Wynne, although, was not. Jake just didn’t know how to deal with her self-esteem issue, but never really talked to her about it because he thought it was kind of cute.
Steadily, he began to realize the volume of his thoughts about Wynne. He liked thinking about Wynne, but he was always kind of embarrassed when he caught himself thinking about her this much, as if someone had caught him doing homework or something.
A voice from behind made him jump about a mile. It was a girl’s voice, so naturally, his first instinct was Wynne. And his second instinct was Act cool! mainly pertaining to his guilty, I-Smoked-Pot-Last-Night conscience. Almost as quickly as he had jumped, his mind realized that the voice was not Wynne’s. He relaxed, and instantly felt guiltier that he had hoped the girl nearest to him wasn’t his girlfriend.
“Ubbbph. I dunno. There’s-no Team meeting, I guess…”
His voice trailed off. It was Hadley Chase, who was now standing in front of him in a sort of aggressive way. Aggressive, but-again, his conscience rose-sexy. Hadley was a sophomore, and the fact that she was friends with Blair Banks made Wynne hate her. Jake didn’t have a problem with her, though, but mainly steered clear of people Wynne didn’t like, because Wynne was about fifty times smarter than him and probably realized something that he hadn’t noticed yet. Right now, though, he was pretty sure he saw something in Hadley that Wynne didn’t. Not in a sexual way (…probably not, anyway), but for a second, Jake felt there was something he had to know about this girl. He couldn’t put his finger on it.
“But-oh. You…wouldn’t know, right? About the Team meeting?”
He hadn’t meant to sound snobby about it, and instantly fell back into his could-care-less-ness. He grinned sheepishly and combed his fingers through his hair.
“But why would you want to? I’m uh…”
Something caught his eye. Walking fast, head down, was The Love Of His Life. Predictably, there was a book in her hand, but instead of even looking at him, she walked straight to Jade and company. He glanced at Hadley again, and put a hand on her shoulder.
“Listen, that’s my girlfriend, and I smoked pot last night and I really don’t want her to know so if you could just keep that under your bonnet that would really be appreciated. Maybe later I can make this up to you by letting you come with me when I buy more from Jason-you know Jason Reynolds? That guy, tall dark and handsome, perpetual boner? Yeah. So I’m going to go over to my girlfriend and…stick my tongue down her throat in a way that’s probably more crude than romantic, and pray that she’s not quite smart enough to realize that I smoked pot last night. I should have taken a shower. Bye.”
He patted her shoulder, and set off at a jog towards Wynne. He didn’t really know why he let fly a stream of personal effects to Hadley, but whatever. Hopefully that made up for ditching her in mid-conversation, like an asshole, to shove his tongue…well, you know.
He galloped over to Wynne, who was sitting down next to Jade, and pushed her onto her back.
“Goooooood morning sunshine!”
And then, he stuck his tongue down her throat in a way that was probably more crude than romantic.
He did a lot of things that were probably more crude than romantic, but that was one of the things he loved about Wynne. Her back would get all stiff and she’d get all fidgety and uncomfortable, at which point Jake would realize the delicacy of her self-esteem and shout in her face, “You’re not fat, Private!” or “Loosen up, babe! How d’you expect to make any money tonight all tense like this? You gotta be limber, Spanky!” And then shove his tongue down her throat in a way that was maybe more crude than romantic.
Jake was kind of aware that Wynne was self-conscious to the max, but he thought it was kind of cute. When he kissed her for the first time, she kept touching her hair and then glancing at him before he finally took both her wrists and stuck his tongue down her throat in a way that was maybe more crude than romantic. Okay, that time he didn’t shove his tongue down her throat. He didn’t even pull away, look at her for a second, and then burst into a song like “Party Like A Rockstar” just to scare the shit out of her. That time, he was pretty good about the whole thing.
Jake was so loud around Wynne because he was one of those annoying people who wants everyone to know he has a girlfriend by dragging her through Central Park, stopping people, and asking them if they could tell that they were dating. He was one of those people who would rather make out in public than in private, just so that people would shout, “Get a room!” Wynne, although, was not. Jake just didn’t know how to deal with her self-esteem issue, but never really talked to her about it because he thought it was kind of cute.
Steadily, he began to realize the volume of his thoughts about Wynne. He liked thinking about Wynne, but he was always kind of embarrassed when he caught himself thinking about her this much, as if someone had caught him doing homework or something.
A voice from behind made him jump about a mile. It was a girl’s voice, so naturally, his first instinct was Wynne. And his second instinct was Act cool! mainly pertaining to his guilty, I-Smoked-Pot-Last-Night conscience. Almost as quickly as he had jumped, his mind realized that the voice was not Wynne’s. He relaxed, and instantly felt guiltier that he had hoped the girl nearest to him wasn’t his girlfriend.
“Ubbbph. I dunno. There’s-no Team meeting, I guess…”
His voice trailed off. It was Hadley Chase, who was now standing in front of him in a sort of aggressive way. Aggressive, but-again, his conscience rose-sexy. Hadley was a sophomore, and the fact that she was friends with Blair Banks made Wynne hate her. Jake didn’t have a problem with her, though, but mainly steered clear of people Wynne didn’t like, because Wynne was about fifty times smarter than him and probably realized something that he hadn’t noticed yet. Right now, though, he was pretty sure he saw something in Hadley that Wynne didn’t. Not in a sexual way (…probably not, anyway), but for a second, Jake felt there was something he had to know about this girl. He couldn’t put his finger on it.
“But-oh. You…wouldn’t know, right? About the Team meeting?”
He hadn’t meant to sound snobby about it, and instantly fell back into his could-care-less-ness. He grinned sheepishly and combed his fingers through his hair.
“But why would you want to? I’m uh…”
Something caught his eye. Walking fast, head down, was The Love Of His Life. Predictably, there was a book in her hand, but instead of even looking at him, she walked straight to Jade and company. He glanced at Hadley again, and put a hand on her shoulder.
“Listen, that’s my girlfriend, and I smoked pot last night and I really don’t want her to know so if you could just keep that under your bonnet that would really be appreciated. Maybe later I can make this up to you by letting you come with me when I buy more from Jason-you know Jason Reynolds? That guy, tall dark and handsome, perpetual boner? Yeah. So I’m going to go over to my girlfriend and…stick my tongue down her throat in a way that’s probably more crude than romantic, and pray that she’s not quite smart enough to realize that I smoked pot last night. I should have taken a shower. Bye.”
He patted her shoulder, and set off at a jog towards Wynne. He didn’t really know why he let fly a stream of personal effects to Hadley, but whatever. Hopefully that made up for ditching her in mid-conversation, like an asshole, to shove his tongue…well, you know.
He galloped over to Wynne, who was sitting down next to Jade, and pushed her onto her back.
“Goooooood morning sunshine!”
And then, he stuck his tongue down her throat in a way that was probably more crude than romantic.