Macy Clark

[Macy]

The Basics

Name
Macy Martika Ferangela Clark

B-Day
octoba 21

Age
fitteen

Eye Color
choca-licious, baby

Hair Color
black-tabulous

Height
fi’ tin

Best Feature
badonka-dizzle bootay

Shoe Size
tin

Addictions
gunz, knivez, playaz, t.i., killin’ crackaz, yo momma

Pets
ma rotweila Pherrell

Piercings?
u wish i’dda tell u, but i got sum crayzay peircinz

Tattoos?
yeah grl i gotta tramp stamp but i dain’t a tramp, i’s a lady, ya heard?

Nickname
peaches

Parents' Names
ruquann philandralew (he dain’t roun no mo, he dun lef mah momma cuz he wack) an’ martyesha liranjafran (mah momma she an angel, she b’long up dere wit mah homeboy jesus)

Are They Still Together?
hell naw!

Siblings
farann, tymeisha, jambarqell, ninettala, frangelafratania, yo momma

Favorite/Most Important

Feature Of Opposite Sex
big ass dong, fa shizzle

Spot To Be Kissed
ya’ll’s wack iffen ya think i gon be kissed no-wurr but mah lips, fa sha

Sports Team
g-unit

Holiday
kwanzaa

Alcoholic Drink
malt liquor

Non-Alcoholic Drink
fried chicken

Quote
“i wanna, li-li-li-lick u from yo head 2 ya toes, n i wanna, move from da bed, down to da down to da to da flo, n i wanna, uh uh, you make it so good i don wanna leave, but i gotta, n-n-n-know w-what’s yo fant-t-tasyyyyy!”
-ludacris

Ice Cream Flavor
chocolate, fa rell

Season
cracka-killin season

Past/Current Relationships

Who is the person you last broke up with?
yo momma

Who is the person you're with now?
yo momma

How long did you date(have you been dating) that person?
she so old haddin sex wit her is like haddin sex wit a dinaso’

Was/Is it love?
hell naw!

Did/Have you have sex with them?
hell yaw! she stank

Were/Are they older/younger?
olda, see abuv

Were/Are they shorter/taller?
yo momma so short she daint gotta get down on ho knees ta please me

Have you had other boy/girlfriends?
hell yaw!

This or That
Strawberries/Blueberries
Coke/Pepsi
Hugs/Kisses
Guitar/Drums
Chinese/Mexican
Day/Night
Sprinkles/Icing
Vanilla/Chocolate
One Night Stand/Long Relationship

^^ya’ll, all dat shit is wack

[Jake Wallace]

HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA
That was some funny shit.
Funny shit.
You are pretty whack.

[Hadley Chase]

I had to read that aloud to understand.
-Snorts-
Tis very funny.
Calm down Jason. Don't wet yourself again.

[Jake Wallace]

WHOA get out Emmy
don't white this place up.
Get out.
obviously, you have some problems being ghetto
just get the fuck out.
We're getting hyphy up in here.
Get out.

[Hadley Chase]

Fuck you Jason whore.
Growl.

[Jake Wallace]

Yo bitch when you can tell me when to go, you can stay
But till then, stay fly
I'ma go get dumb and smoke some chronic
Specially since my movie is spent
that was a pretty crunk movie.

[Hadley Chase]

Agreed. I am so not black.
Because that made like zilch-o sense.

[Jake Wallace]

Wow, really?
*in awe*
Like, nothing?
I din't know it was possible to be that white...
I...
whatever. get out.

go watch lake house or something

[The Amazing Flick]

Wow...I'm inlove