Post by Ralph Lowman on Jun 15, 2006 10:59:06 GMT -4
Once upon a time in a far away land… okay so it wasn’t FAR away but just around the corner from my house, lived a princess, with long golden tresses and lavender eyes. At least she was a princess to me. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Too bad I was JUST her best friend. You know those cliché stories, boy meets girl, girl befriends boy, boy likes girl, girl stabs boy in the back by making out with his best friend…Ahem. Momentary rant… won’t happen again. Where was I? Oh yes, Well this story is just like that but more. At least it was to my six year old heart
My name is Ralph Lowman, I am now 15, but at the time that I met her I was 6. Young, fun energetic, everything a 6 year old SHOULD be, except one itty-bitty detail. I had a girlfriend. Well she was a girl who was a friend, but you know how little kids are, cooties was the most contagious illness of my entire sixth year of life. I didn’t think she had cooties, I thought she was cute. We met on the metal death trap that we called the Merry-Go-Round. Her name was Anne. Anne was the cutest thing I had ever seen, Little round curls engulfed her face as she ran, and the freckles on her face nearly leapt off her face as she smiled. She was an angel on earth… She was my angel
We became fast friends as soon as our heads stopped spinning. We did everything together, everything we could after we did our chores and before we had to be in before dark. We stayed the best of friends, other friends came and gone, but we stayed friends through it all. Then something happened, when I was 11 years old I was talking to her and she looked at me, and I saw something different. I felt like I wanted to puke, and that the butterflies in my stomach were creating a tornado of really gross stuff. I also felt like I wanted to carve R heart A on every tree that I saw.
It wasn’t until my 14th birthday that I had my heart put through a shredder. My parents had finally felt I had grown out of clowns and piñatas (though I detested about the piñatas) and let me have a REAL party. Balloons, music, dancing, the works. The first person I invited… Anne of course. Followed by a few of my other friends: Jack, Suzy, and Kevin…ECT. The party was going perfectly, until Jack suggested the elite birthday game… Seven minuets in Heaven. Who did he want to go with? Anne! That’s 420 seconds with MY Anne. My Angel. That should be MY 420 seconds. Alas, I didn’t protest, I figured that Anne was better than that. That she’d spend all her time in there trying to keep Jack off her. Still, those were the longest 420 seconds of my life.
As soon as the seven minuets were up I busted into the now defiled closet. My Jaw hit the floor and my heart jumped out of my body at what my eyes beheld, Violet and Jack were nearly sucking each others face off, and they didn’t even notice that I had opened the closet. They just continued to make out… the killer butterflies were now puking, causing my upchuck reflex to kick in… as I ran to the bathroom, my six year old heart that had fallen in love with the leaping freckles and bouncing curls was doing a swan dive off the empire state building to it’s death
Now a year later. Ralph Lowman sits. At the edge of the lake. a book in his lap, reading. It was as if the terrible thing hadn't happened. It was as if it didn't exist... but it did. Ralph was scared for life. He would never trust his own heart again. And for Ralph... that was a bad thing. You see, He's not like other boys... Ralph can read and understand any lanuage, but is powers are only tied into his emotions. If he's depressed or sad... his powers diminish...
My name is Ralph Lowman, I am now 15, but at the time that I met her I was 6. Young, fun energetic, everything a 6 year old SHOULD be, except one itty-bitty detail. I had a girlfriend. Well she was a girl who was a friend, but you know how little kids are, cooties was the most contagious illness of my entire sixth year of life. I didn’t think she had cooties, I thought she was cute. We met on the metal death trap that we called the Merry-Go-Round. Her name was Anne. Anne was the cutest thing I had ever seen, Little round curls engulfed her face as she ran, and the freckles on her face nearly leapt off her face as she smiled. She was an angel on earth… She was my angel
We became fast friends as soon as our heads stopped spinning. We did everything together, everything we could after we did our chores and before we had to be in before dark. We stayed the best of friends, other friends came and gone, but we stayed friends through it all. Then something happened, when I was 11 years old I was talking to her and she looked at me, and I saw something different. I felt like I wanted to puke, and that the butterflies in my stomach were creating a tornado of really gross stuff. I also felt like I wanted to carve R heart A on every tree that I saw.
It wasn’t until my 14th birthday that I had my heart put through a shredder. My parents had finally felt I had grown out of clowns and piñatas (though I detested about the piñatas) and let me have a REAL party. Balloons, music, dancing, the works. The first person I invited… Anne of course. Followed by a few of my other friends: Jack, Suzy, and Kevin…ECT. The party was going perfectly, until Jack suggested the elite birthday game… Seven minuets in Heaven. Who did he want to go with? Anne! That’s 420 seconds with MY Anne. My Angel. That should be MY 420 seconds. Alas, I didn’t protest, I figured that Anne was better than that. That she’d spend all her time in there trying to keep Jack off her. Still, those were the longest 420 seconds of my life.
As soon as the seven minuets were up I busted into the now defiled closet. My Jaw hit the floor and my heart jumped out of my body at what my eyes beheld, Violet and Jack were nearly sucking each others face off, and they didn’t even notice that I had opened the closet. They just continued to make out… the killer butterflies were now puking, causing my upchuck reflex to kick in… as I ran to the bathroom, my six year old heart that had fallen in love with the leaping freckles and bouncing curls was doing a swan dive off the empire state building to it’s death
Now a year later. Ralph Lowman sits. At the edge of the lake. a book in his lap, reading. It was as if the terrible thing hadn't happened. It was as if it didn't exist... but it did. Ralph was scared for life. He would never trust his own heart again. And for Ralph... that was a bad thing. You see, He's not like other boys... Ralph can read and understand any lanuage, but is powers are only tied into his emotions. If he's depressed or sad... his powers diminish...